Democrat, Republican or a Redneck

Are you a Democrat, a
Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you
decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following
question:




#You're
walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and two small
children.

Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge
knife
comes around the corner,

locks
eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and
charges at you.

You are carrying a
Colt Model 1911 45 cal. automatic
pistol, and you are an expert shot.

You have a mere seconds before he reaches you and your
family.

What
do
you
do?

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THINK
CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:








Democrat's
Answer :


Well,
that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor
or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him

that
would inspire
him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife
think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun, like a
club
and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law, say
about
this situation?
Does the pistol, have appropriate safety built
into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message
does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd
be
happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or
would
he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and
hold
on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I
call
9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes,
have paint and weed da y

and
make this happier, healthier street that
would discourage such
behavior.
This is all so confusing!

I need
to debate this with some friends

for few
days and try to come to a consensus.

........................................................................



Republican's
Answer:



BANG!


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Redneck's
Answer:


BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG !
Click..... (Sounds of
reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG!
Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!

Were
those the Winchester
Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot
the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist

BWAHAHAHAHA !!!!!

I live amongst the last group and I say that proudly !!!!

Redneck.

BWAHAHAHAHA!

I am the redneck too...make sure they're good and dead...

Redneck -

but of courseWe are definitely on the right side........living here in the South.


Sounds as if many of you LOVERLY GALS have southern roots!!

I actually grew up in Dothan (those familiar with the Gulf Coast have probably been thru it at one time or another......)

I have never seen such a large # of Rhonda's in one setting either......I only knew 2 other ones growing up. When I worked in Oregon there were 4 ladies in the office and 2 of us were Rhonda... and 3 of us all had our babies within 6 weeks of each other.

Well ain't that freaky dink !!!

Ya'll are the only ones I know.

Is that strange ??

Definitely redneck here.

I know exactly where Dothan is. Russell had aunts and uncles living in Georgetown Ga/Eufaula Ala. We used to go see another one of his aunt's sisters who lived in Dothan . I also took that aunt to the doctor in Dothan . He still has a couple of cousins in Georgetown Ga.
I was born in a wide spot in the road in Ga. called Gresston Ga. just north of Eastman Ga...

redneck here too


See, I knew Hondo would fit in with this bunch!





I too have never been in setting with this many Rhondas/Rondas

I went to elementary school with a Rhonda oh so many years ago