Too old to take an ass whoopin'.

Posts : 1013 Join date : 2008-12-19

My old grandpa once said to me, "Son, there comes a time in every man's life when
he stops bustin' knuckles and starts bustin' caps and usually it's when he
becomes too old to take an ass whoopin'.

I don't carry a gun to kill
people. I carry a gun to keep from being killed..

I don't carry a gun to
scare people. I carry a gun because sometimes this world can be a scary
place.

I don't carry a gun because I'm paranoid. I carry a gun because
there are real threats in the world.

I don't carry a gun because I'm
evil. I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the
world.

I don't carry a gun because I hate the government. I carry a gun
because I understand the limitations of government.

I don't carry a gun
because I'm angry. I carry a gun so that I don't have to spend the rest of my
life hating myself for failing to be prepared.

I don't carry a gun
because I want to shoot someone. I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe
old age in my bed, and not on a sidewalk somewhere tomorrow afternoon.

I
don't carry a gun because I'm a cowboy. I carry a gun because, when I die and go
to Heaven, I want to be a cowboy.

I don't carry a gun to make me feel
like a man. I carry a gun because men know how to take care of themselves and
the ones they love.

I don't carry a gun because I feel inadequate. I
carry a gun because, unarmed and facing three armed thugs, I am
inadequate.

I don't carry a gun because I love it. I carry a gun because
I love life and the people who make it meaningful to me.

"Police
Protection" is an oxymoron. Free citizens must protect themselves. Police do not
protect you from crime; they just investigate the crime after it happens and
then call someone in to clean up the mess.

Personally, I carry a gun
because I'm too young to die and too old to take an ass
whoopin'."

....author unknown (but obviously
brilliant)

Remember the average response time to a 911 call is
over 4 minutes.

The average response time of a .357 Magnum is 1400 feet per second!![/size]

Posts : 1788 Join date : 2008-12-19

pepper spray THEN shoot.

Better chance of hitting.

lol!